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Finally: after hours of global silence, is saying that Sidney Crosby’s return to the ice last night was “spectacular.” He scored two goals of his own and arranged for two others as Pittsburgh beat the New York Islanders 5-0. Canadians cheered,  reportedly, and ice hockey fans held their breaths. “Being back out there I can’t even really describe it,” said Crosby. It’s too bad — sounds like it could have been a great story.