Deal Him Out: Trades made Phil Esposito depressed and angry.

Brett Hull grinned when he was traded from Calgary to St. Louis in 1988. “Yesssssss,” he said, and I quote. A few months later and a little to the north, Wayne Gretzky departed for Los Angeles amid a storm of tears, anger and accusations. That, the latter, is probably closer to the norm when it comes to what hockey players go through when they’re swapped, one team to another. A lot of the time they feel what Arnie Brown felt when the New York Rangers sent him to Detroit in 1971: “depressed, bitter, and shocked.”

Dave Schultz was dazed. His head felt heavy. He never thought it would come to this. Traded for draft choices! This was in 1976 when Philadelphia sent him south to do his hammering in L.A. He was angry. He blamed Bobby Clarke. After all he’d done for the Flyers in the way of punching their opponents! Not to mention them punching him! Humiliating. He said some things, which a reporter heard and published. There was a furor. “It’s dislocation pure and simple — and rejection,” he’d wax later. “You don’t think that someone else wants you; you think that somebody doesn’t.”

“I guess I’m bitter right now because I’m losing a lot of friends and I won’t be fulfilling my dream of helping the Canucks become a real contender,” Don Lever said when Vancouver dispatched him to the Atlanta Flames in 1980.

Jacques Plante was in his car in downtown Montreal in 1963 when he heard he was going to the Rangers on the radio. He pulled over. “I’ll never buy another house,” said Wayne Carleton as he left the WHA New England Whalers on his way to Edmonton in 1976. “That one in Connecticut was my first one and look what happened. Hockey players shouldn’t buy houses, just rent them, because you never know what will happen.”

Flash Hollett said he’d just quit after Boston traded him to Detroit in 1944. “I don’t mind saying I am deeply hurt,” he didn’t mind saying. “I have been here nine years and it is like home to me.” He refused to go to Detroit. Instead he went to his off-season home, in Clarkson, Ontario, to think things over. “I know being shifted from one city to another is part of a hockey player’s career, but that doesn’t lessen my disappointment.”

Eventually he shifted. But in 1946 when the Red Wings tried to send him to the Rangers, he did quit. He was 34.

When Red Kelly got traded in 1960, Detroit to New York, he was stunned. “It seemed that he had been evicted from his home,” a biographer wrote. Instead of New York, he went to church, to pray, and seek guidance. Pack it in, I guess, is the word he got, which he did, though later he changed his mind, and God’s, when King Clancy swung a trade to get him to Toronto.

Lanny McDonald thought “I can’t go” when the Leaf GM Punch Imlach sent him to Colorado in 1979, but then the coach, Don Cherry, called and he went. Darryl Sittler wept. Before Toronto’s next game, Sittler took a scalpel to the C on his sweater, except that it was triple-stitched, and he ended up slicing up the sweater without quite removing the C and had to get Leafs’ trainer Guy Kinnear to finish the job while he went to tell his teammates he was resigning the captaincy. It was three more (often miserable) years in Toronto for Sittler before he left for Philadelphia, having more or less arranged his own trade.

Fans protested McDonald’s departure outside Maple Leaf Gardens, which they’d done in 1968, too, I’m not saying it was the same fans, though maybe, a band of long-suffering activist Leaflovers who thought maybe marching might do some good this time, unlike when Imlach traded Frank Mahovlich to Detroit with Norm Ullman and Paul Henderson coming east.

That time, the hundreds of people who called the switchboard at Maple Leafs Gardens were emotional and indignant and they wanted to know: where should they send their letters of protest? Most of the callers, said Stan Obodiac, the Leafs’ PR man, were “housewives” who were “stunned by the announcement.”

Which is nothing compared to 1988 when Peter Pocklington sold Gretzky to Bruce McNall in Los Angeles. If you weren’t there, don’t remember, have no interest, well, I don’t know if there are words to describe it to you. There’s jumping up and down, of course, and tearing your hair while also furiously waving your arms, but I’m not even sure that really expresses the shock and the awe of the Gretzky trade. Just know: it was big.

Fans wore black armbands. They burned Pocklington in effigy, and vowed to boycott his dairy and meat businesses. They jammed the lines at the Northlands Coliseum, threatening to cancel their tickets, never come to another Oilers’ game ever again. Six hundred people called The Edmonton Sun to complain. They blistered the airwaves, somebody wrote. They called Janet Jones Yoko Ono. Mark Messier was distressed. There were rumblings that the Oilers players wouldn’t play. There was talk in the Alberta Legislature. Local politicians said: buy the Oilers!

The weather even had a tantrum: as Stephen Brunt tells it in Gretzky’s Tears (2009), at the moment that Gretzky took the microphone at the press conference that awful August day, Edmonton’s sunny sky turned to black, winds howled, rain fell, Gretzky cried — and then it was over.

When Max Bentley was told in 1947 he was being traded from Chicago to Toronto he said nothing. He sat and stared at the floor. He couldn’t imagine playing for any other team, let alone leaving behind his brother, Doug, but then he decided, okay, I can do this, and then a little while later he was in his apartment with Doug when a boy brought a telegram from their father, Bill, back in Saskatchewan, which Max opened and read:


He didn’t cry, but he felt like it.

Keith Jones only had one skate on when he learned in 1996 that he was headed from Washington to Colorado. He didn’t know whether his new teammates would accept him. “I was always on my worst behaviour with them,” he would recall. “Elbows, vile comments, you name it.” First day, at practice, he smiled at everybody and made an announcement in the dressing room: “Don’t worry, boys, everything is good. Jonesy is here to save the day.”

Kristian Huselius and Alexei Kovalev are players who’ve been traded for a bag of pucks, along with R.J. Umberger, Patrick Sharp, and Roberto Luongo when the New York Islanders shipped him to Florida in 2000. Not actually, of course: the exchange on Kovalev (for instance) was four players, including Mikael Samuelsson, and cash. It’s not a phrase that appears in The Complete Hockey Dictionary, “a bag of pucks,” but if it were the definition might say something about lopsided trades that make at least one of the participating GMs look foolish.

In case you’re curious, The Hockey News recently valued a bag of pucks at C$84.39, assuming costs of $24.99 for the bag and 99 cents for each of the 60 pucks it holds.

Andrei Nazarov was traded for a bucket of pucks, which I guess is more of a steal. Andrei Kovalenko would have been, if the Oilers could have found any takers — which of course reflects worse on Kovalenko than on the bucket or the pucks. Mathieu Garon was said (by some) to have been acquired for a pail of pucks and a roll of tape. And then, of course, there’s Howie Morenz, whom Cecil Hart brought back to Montreal in 1936 from the Rangers “for a song.”

Often, as a hockey player, if you’re disgruntled, you’ll be traded, as Dany Heatley, Paul Coffey, Adam Oates, and Petr Nedved know, among others. If you tell your team’s president during a game, “That’s my last game in Montreal,” you’re Patrick Roy, and soon you’ll be winning a Stanley Cup in Colorado. If you’re known as a dressing-room cancer (a terrible phrase, also not in the Dictionary), you may be on your way to a new room. Teams are always looking for glue guys, so if you’re one of those, a Chris Higgins or a Gregory Campbell, then you may be on the move. Same thing if you’re ageing, like John Tonelli was when he left the New York Islanders for Calgary. Likewise if you’re struggling (Alex Zhamnov, Alexei Kovalev); need a fresh start (Cody Hodgson, Matt Gilroy); never bought in to what Ken Hitchcock was selling (Dan McGillis); just want to show you can play in this league (Al Montoya); have always dreamt of playing in Canada (Rick Walmsley); want to get out of Canada (Heatley): pack your bags. Also if you’re a great guy like Ray Bourque who’s never won a Stanley Cup before and you want just one more chance (Bourque).

Whereas if you simply ask for a trade (Rick Nash), that may be the best way to make sure you stay in Columbus for a few months more.

The 1975 trade that sent Phil Esposito and Carol Vadnais to the New York Rangers for Brad Park, Jean Ratelle, and Joe Zanussi is rated at as the number five big deal of all hockey time. Brad Park called his wife to tell her but then he had to hang up because he couldn’t talk anymore. “To go to Boston was such a shock to my system,” he said, “especially to my nervous system. I cried.”

Esposito was on the road, in Vancouver when he got the news. The coach was Cherry again, and he came to Esposito’s hotel room with Bobby Orr and Cherry was wearing awful pyjamas — the ugliest “I ever saw in my life,” Esposito testifies in his 2003 memoir, Thunder and Lightning. And Esposito said if they told him he was headed to the New York Rangers, he’d leap out the window, and Cherry told Orr, open the window.

“Fuck me,” Esposito said.

He hated New York, and not just the Rangers, either, the very idea of the city itself, which was filthy.

He had been traded before, from Chicago. “I was really depressed,” he recalled, later. He was at a banquet with Jesse Owens when Bobby Hull phoned to tell him. “The first thing is, your pride is hurt,” he said. Although he kind of did suspect it might be coming. After a few beers in the dressing room he’d told the coach and the general manager that they were bound to screw up a great team. So there was that.

The New York trade was worse. Twenty-eight years later, he still hadn’t forgiven Boston GM Harry Sinden. Esposito told George Plimpton it was worse than divorce and deaths in the family. His Bruins pal Wayne Cashman was so mad he hurled his TV out of the window. This is back in the hotel in Vancouver, now. Cashman, also, is supposed to have ordered up 100 sandwiches from room service to punish the Bruins. I don’t know, though: seems like more of a sentence on the kitchen staff.