this week: ya gotta step up to the thing

Hockey Night In Canada opened, this week, with a rousing rendition of Paul McCartney’s new song, “Save Us,” backing the usual montage of shooting and scoring and punching, and more punching, and some passing, and punching, building up to the big Nelson Mandela finish. Ron MacLean paid tribute to the late South African president’s geographical savvy with quotes involving the road to forgiveness and how, once you climb a hill, there’s always another hill to climb. In the rink in Ottawa, where the Leafs were visiting the Senators, a moment of silence in Mandela’s honour was broken by hardly any partisan bellowing.

That was Saturday night, just before all hell broke loose in Boston. Which is worth coming back to. First, though, in other news:

@Bernieparent tweeted a bulletin on Wednesday:

Your smile will give you a positive countenance that will make people feel comfortable around you.

… while Dave Bidini (@hockeyesque) called out his local librarian:

hey @torontolibrary ‘Keon and Me’: 16 copies, 76 holds. Stephen Harper? 177 copies. 13 holds. ‪#Moremelesshim

Meanwhile, in Moscow, R-Sport fretted about a crisis for the Russian hockey team playing host at the Sochi Olympics in February: with Ilya Bryzgalov going down this week with a concussion, all six Russian goaltenders playing in the NHL are now ailing. Sergei Bobrovsky’s lower body is stretched, strained, sprained, and/or smarting. Anton Khudobin’s ankle is his problem, while Evgeny Nabokov and Nikolai Khabibulin are troubled by groins. Sorry, that’s not quite right: what they’re saying is that they have “groin problems.” Semyon Varlamov has those, too; he also faces charges of third-degree assault for (allegedly) beating up his girlfriend.


In Sochi, four-time world champion Russia is under great pressure to win gold following Vancouver 2010 failure, when the team was destroyed 7-3 by Canada in the quarterfinal.

“A Bobby Hull howitzer it wasn’t,” wrote The Calgary Sun’s Randy Sportak of a Mikael Backlund goal that won a game for the Flames over Phoenix.

“I didn’t get too much on the puck, so I didn’t think it would go in,” Backlund said while a teammate in the dressing room referred to his shot as a “muffin.”

Buffalo captain Steve Ott (born in Summerside, P.E.I.) had monetary policy on his mind this week, broadcasting his dismay about the new Canadian five-dollar bill, which replaces an illustration of hockey-playing kids with one showing the Canadarm at work in outer space. @otterN9NE:

A little disappointed in the new Canadian 5’s … Never knew we had a space program? #Nasa or #Hockey 

Hue and cry ensued on Twitter, as you’d guess, until @otterN9NE returned (sheepishly?) to his smartphone:

It was cool to watch Com Chris Hadfield drop a puck from space last year but I believe Hockey should have stayed on the 5. Maybe the 10?

At The Toronto Star, Damien Cox wondered whether Edmonton’s Taylor Hall wasn’t talking himself into the Team Canada conversation.

Talking to Sports Illustrated, Boston coach Claude Julien didn’t deny that as a boy, he’d worshipped the Montreal Canadiens. Times change, though. “Right now I don’t like them,” he said.

Prediction from former New Jersey defenceman Ken Daneyko, now a broadcaster for the Devils: the NHL will expand to Quebec and Seattle within “a couple years.”

The NHL paid Wayne Gretzky the $US8-million it owed him this week, parking instant speculation that he’ll be back soon in an active management role in, maybe, Washington or perhaps (possibly) Los Angeles, though of course how can you rule out Toronto?

As for the mess in Boston Saturday night, here’s how the NHL page on Yahoo! Sports told the tale next morning:

Brooks Orpik attacked by Shawn Thornton

Penguins’ defenseman was stretchered off the ice after being jumped from behind by Bruins’ winger

Ugliness erupts in Boston

Bruins win late, add insult to injury

Pittsburgh was in to play. In the first minute of the game, Orpik hit the Bruins’ Loui Eriksson with what most observers deemed a fair bodycheck, even if the Bruins didn’t agree. There was no penalty on the play. There was, on several subsequent shifts, the Bruins’ Shawn Thornton making his eagerness to fight Orpik obvious. Orpik didn’t want to fight. He skated away.

Later, when the Bruins’ Brad Marchand fell, the Penguins’ James Neal skated by and kneed him in the head. It was nasty; it looked awfully purposeful, with an accent on the awful.

There was a melee, then, in which Thornton found Orpik, tripped him, punched him in the head until he was unconscious.

A “confrontation” is what the called it, reporting on the night.

Don Cherry was really, really, really, really upset. You said so and, plus, could see it on “Coach’s Corner:” the man was flustered. He wasn’t defending Thornton, he said, no sir, but also he felt that Orpik should have fought when Thornton came calling the first time. I think that’s what Cherry meant; what he said was, “Ya gotta step up to the thing.” Also, about what Thornton ended up doing, just so we’re all clear: “That was not a fight.”

Hockey Night’s P.J. Stock was next, but he was even more flustered than Cherry, and made even less sense, which confused the rest of the panel, none of whom could keep the discussion from collapsing into nonsense.

Orpik was on his way by ambulance to Massachusetts General.

On Twitter, The Globe and Mail’s James Mirtle wondered whether, if he turned out to be badly hurt, was Thornton looking at a suspension of 20 or more games?

Lots of people were saying that, bad as the Thornton thing was, Neal’s knee was worse.

Also, that the referees should have nipped the whole mess in the bud before things went so wrong. Why had they let things get out of hand?

Piping up with a second-intermission update on Orpik was Hockey Night in Canada’s Rob Pizzo ; “He’s not only alert, he’s conscious.”

As it happens, Katie Strang from had been talking to Thornton, earlier in the week. She’d asked him, among other things what would the NHL look like without fighting?

You know where my opinion lies. I’m fairly biased. I think you’d see a lot of guys taking runs at each other. I think you’d see a lot of sticks high. Maybe I’m old-school in that thought but I think the thought of getting punched in the face by somebody can be a deterrent to dirty play.

What about the Code? Does it still exist? Is it active?

I take a lot of pride in that. I do. People could probably criticize that I’m a little too honorable, I suppose, in some instances. I’ve been a firm believer my whole life that what goes around comes around. If you’re one of those guys that suckers someone when they’re down or you go after somebody that doesn’t deserve it or isn’t the same category as you, that will come back and bite you at some point, too. I also take a lot of pride in the fact that I can play 8-12 minutes a night. I’ve had to work extremely hard on that part of my game to bring more to the table than just fighting. That’s part of my game, but I can do a lot more.

In Boston, on Saturday, he was full of regrets at game’s end, when the reporters got to him in the Bruins’ dressing room. “It was definitely awful,” he said. “It’s not what you want to see. Its not what anybody wants to see. I’ve felt sick all game.”

“There’s nobody that’s proud of what happened last night,” coach Claude Julien was saying on Sunday. “Absolutely not.”